So, today I learned that:

• I’m way less intelligent than I think I am.
• There is a strong possibility I will have to stay at home during college.
• One of my college applications may not have even been received due to my own douchebaggery.
• My dad really,
• really,
• really,
• does not like affirmative action.
• It is appropriate to ask me if I believe in God after I get rejected from my safety school.
• Actually it is not appropriate Mom
• I mean fuck.